| Type | Creamery |
| Location | Klostope, Troy |
| Owner(s) | Miss Palmalöt |
| Featured in | Lanfeust of Troy |
The Jiggling Udders Fine Creamery is a creamery in Klostope, a village in the hinterlands on the planet Troy. It was featured in "Trolls of Troy Issue 18".
Overview[]
The store was owned by Miss Palmalöt a curvous milkmaid who was supplied by a milk farmer in the mountains with pungent cheeses. One day while setting up her outdoor wares in the village, Palmalöt was approached by a wild girl name Waha, followed by three bushes. In one of the bushes was Teuträm, Waha's adoptive troll father, who summarily yanked the milkmaid by her apron and shirt pulling her into the bush. While keeping her quiet the other trolls in hiding swiped the wheels of cheese.
Palmalöt was summarily kidnapped by the trolls despite her pleas and taken to Phalompe. There she was stripped of her clothes and presented as the main dish by the trolls for a hutwarming party hosted by Pröfy. The woman trussed and tied up was placed suspended on a pole, with an apple in her mouth, among the hungry trolls as they party. Eventually as they fat and drank, they began an obscene game of flatulence, causing the air in the tent to stink up and cause Palmalöt to suffocate to death.
When the party was over, Palmalöt had expired, becoming smoked meat and was taken away to be eaten by the troll chief who stuffed her body in a barrel as leftovers.