| Type | Pig Farm, Moonshine Distillery, Black Market Trader |
| Location | Horton County |
| Owner(s) | Papa Dad's Family |
| Featured in | Alien Pig Farm 3000 |
Papa Dad's Pig Farm is a pig farm that serves as the home to the saviors of Horton County who fought off a ruthless alien invasion. It is featured in the 2007 comic book series, Alien Pig Farm 3000, serving as the home and business of its main protagonists.
Overview[]
The farm during more peaceful days
Papa Dad's Pig Farm was a typical little pig farm, one of many in the community of Horton County, run by Papa Dad and his family, his wife Mama Mom, his son Elvis, his stepson Johnny Ray and his daughter Cindy, a dysfunctional but caring family that went about its days tending to their simple pigs and farming their large field of crops which surrounded their humble home and barnyard.
The farm's truck, T-Rex
Unknown to most, a secret moonshine distillery operated in the cellar beneath the barn. Papa Dad's son, Elvis, ran the operation alongside his hesitant step-brother Johnny Ray, hoping for some extra income. But an even more shocking secret lay buried even deeper. Years ago, the farm itself served as Horton County's clandestine black market. A young Papa Dad ran the illicit business during wartime, storing a hidden arsenal of deadly weapons and priceless works of art within the basement, selling these items to the highest bidder.
Ashamed of this criminal life, Papa Dad eventually shut down the black market, having sealed off the basement entrance to his warehouse beneath the living room couch, vowing never to reopen it, with Papa Dad having done his best to keep this dark history hidden from his children.
History[]
Moonshine Run[]
Elvis and Johnny Ray flee from the police on the way to the farm
The farm enjoyed its simple mundane existence for many years until one fateful day changed it forever when the farm's two farmhand step-brothers Johnny Ray and Elvis had found themselves fleeing the police after Elvis was caught selling moonshine while intoxicated. This had led to a heated chase, during which the brothers had set off traps to deter the police. They eventually reached their secret moonshine distillery in the woods, where they salvaged their distiller and loaded it onto their truck.
The brothers then split up. Johnny Ray had taken the distiller in his truck, while Elvis had stayed behind to destroy their old hidden distillery with dynamite, eliminating any evidence. Elvis then fled the scene on his motorcycle, but the explosion had caused a fissure to open, swallowing him underground. Meanwhile, Johnny Ray had managed to evade the police and returned to Papa Dad's Farm. He hid the distillery in a secret moonshine storehouse beneath the barn, where Elvis planned to continue his moonshine operations, against Johnny Ray's better judgement.
Johnny Ray had assisted his step-brother out of concern for him and a desire to prevent him from getting into trouble. Despite his reservations, he had supported Elvis's business out of love for his step-family, who had adopted him after he lost his real family in an accident. Unbeknownst to Elvis and their step-parents, Johnny Ray had been secretly romancing his step-sister Cindy, and they had been doing their best to keep it a secret, especially from Elvis.
Elvis awakens the aliens
Back in the forest, Elvis had woken up after the explosion and discovered that he had landed in the resting place of an old, crashed alien starship. Intrigued, Elvis had begun exploring the starship but accidentally awakened its alien inhabitants, who had been in cryogenic sleep. Elvis then fled back to Papa Dad's Farm and told his family about the aliens he encountered. Initially skeptical, their doubts were quickly discarded when the alien beasts from the starship appeared, having chased Elvis all the way back to the farm with the intent of capturing him and his family.
Invasion of the Green Alien Pigmen[]
The alien beasts appear
Fortunately, Johnny Ray, Elvis, and their father Papa Dad had managed to fight off the aliens. The brothers had killed one by splitting it in half with their truck, and Papa Dad had fatally shot another with his trusty shotgun. The wounded alien had survived and returned to its starship, where it activated more cryogenic chambers containing its masters, Green Alien Pigmen from outer space. Upon seeing their wounded servant beast, the Green Alien Pigmen had become enraged and proceeded to invade Horton County.
The Green Alien Pigmen had begun attacking every farm and gathering place in the county, abducting every human they could find and taking them back to their ship for an unknown purpose. During this attack, they also made their way to the Horton County Drive-In Theater, where they abducted Johnny Ray's beloved Cindy and many other innocents before burning the theater down, with Cindy having gone there to get away from Johnny Ray after learning of his and Elvis's moonshine activity. The malicious alien entities then made their way to Hobbs Farm, where they found something that truly captured their interests: pigs. The Green Alien Pigmen were completely captivated by the scent and flavor of these creatures, immediately eating any pig they could find. This had led the Green Alien Pigmen to start kidnapping pigs to cultivate on their own starship, to satiate their ravenous appetite for raw bacon.
During this time, Johnny Ray and Elvis had set out to find Cindy and rescue her from the aliens. They successfully found her, beat her kidnappers, and escorted her back home. Unfortunately, this had led the aliens to target Papa Dad's Pig Farm, leading to a vicious fight between Johnny Ray, his step-family, and the survivors of Horton County as the aliens aimed to reclaim Cindy, with whom their leader had become enamored. The group had put up a great fight and managed to drive off the aliens with almost no casualties, except for the death of a Stinky Clean Vacuum Cleaner salesman.
The family discovers Papa Dad's black market warehouse
As the danger escalated, the farm's matriarch, Mama Mom, had decided to reveal her husband's closely guarded secret: a hidden black market warehouse beneath the living room, which contained a trove of weapons. She had hoped her family and friends could use these weapons to fight off the alien forces. This revelation had greatly angered Papa Dad, who did not want his family to learn of his shameful criminal past. In his fury, Papa Dad had revealed his wife's secret occupation as a nude model, which had worsened the family feud. Johnny Ray had scolded his step-father for his outburst, which had led Papa Dad to reveal that he knew of Johnny Ray’s secret affair with Cindy. This had led Elvis to furiously reprimand both his sister and step-brother for their lewd actions, leading him to disown them as siblings. This, in turn, had led Cindy to reveal Elvis's secret moonshine operation.
The family farm vs the Green Alien Pigmen
As this argument had continued, the family's friends had watched on with amusement, declaring the fight to be more entertaining than watching Springer. Johnny Ray had decided to be the better man and defuse the situation. He had reminded them that he still loved all of them for taking him in and that they should put aside their differences and not care about the past for the sake of saving their lives and the lives of everyone abducted by the aliens.
Now somewhat calmer, the family headed down into the secret black market storage beneath the house. They had armed themselves with machine guns, bazookas, flamethrowers, and anything else they could find, and unleashed a fury of bullets and explosions on the alien invaders. However, all their firepower was not enough to destroy the vast army of aliens on their farm. Even as Elvis had pulled out the family's massive combine harvester and mowed down an entire legion of aliens, it was still not enough. Cindy had given herself up to the alien leader on the condition that he left her family alone. The silent alien had seemingly complied, knocking out Johnny Ray but also taking Elvis.
Final Showdown[]
Johnny Ray infiltrates the ship
After regaining consciousness, Johnny Ray had become determined to save his kin at all costs. He had asked his father to give him the best weapons he had. Papa Dad had outfitted him with a shotgun, submachine gun, grenades, several bottles of Elvis’s moonshine to act as Molotov cocktails, and most importantly, Papa Dad's most cherished weapon: a sword once belonging to General Omar Bradley during the invasion of Normandy. Papa Dad had given it to Johnny Ray, reminding him that he would always love his stepson as his own, regardless of their disagreements.
A locked and loaded Johnny Ray had then made his way into the alien starship to save his kin and all of Horton County, ready to sacrifice himself if need be. Upon sneaking his way into the starship, Johnny Ray had discovered all of the residents of Horton County still alive and well, but having been anally probed and put in cryogenic chambers where they were undergoing some sort of unknown process. Johnny Ray had freed Elvis, and the reunited stepbrothers had proceeded to free all of Horton County's inhabitants. However, they still remained trapped in the ship, which was still surrounded by aliens, forcing them to hide in the lower decks of the ship.
Fortunately for them, all of the aliens had re-entered their cryogenic slumber as they prepared their ship for takeoff. This had given Johnny Ray and the others the opportunity to cut all of the life-support tubes for the cryo-chambers, causing the aliens' heads to decompress and burst into bloody messes.
Johnny and Elvis fight against the alien leader
With the alien forces having been dealt with, all that had been left was to find Cindy before the ship's automatic pilot took off as the abducted victims escaped the ship. It was then that Johnny Ray had finally found Cindy as a sex slave in what seemed to be the private quarters of the alien leader. A duel had then taken place between him and the alien leader, with Johnny Ray fortunately coming out as the victor as he severed the alien's hand.
Unfortunately though, the alien had managed to zap Elvis with his mysterious device which slowly caused Elvis to begin transforming into a Green Alien Pigman. A fearful Johnny Ray, Cindy and Elvis had then realized that the ship was already on its way to space, and so they had made their way into the ship's control room hoping to be able to make it land. Unfortunately, it was too late to land anywhere stable, forcing them to jump over a nearby lake. But as Johnny Ray and Cindy landed in the water, Elvis was pulled back into the ship by the alien leader seeking vengeance, but Elvis was able to defeat the big brute.
However, the fight had taken so long that the ship had already passed the lake, forcing Elvis to take desperate action and hide inside the body of the defeated alien leader hoping his big fat body would cushion the impact of the crash for him and fortunately it did, crashing down on a nearby farm. But as Elvis had made his way out of the crashed ship, he was confronted by the farm's owners who believed Elvis to be a hostile alien due to his appearance and now changed voice, leading to the farmers to cage him up and turn him and the ship into circus attractions.
The family is reunited once more
Luckily, Johnny Ray and Cindy had come to the location of the crash to rescue Elvis and gave him a bottle of his beloved moonshine which began undoing the effects of his transformation, turning him back into a human. With the family now at peace they returned to Papa Dad's Pig Farm. Unknown to them though, deep within the ship, another caste of four-armed Green Alien Pigmen had awakened, seemingly more bloodthirsty than the first batch.
What became of the farm and its family following the awakening of this new alien force is unknown, but Johnny Ray and Elvis likely fought them and were victorious once more.
Papa Dad Family[]
The Papa Dad Family were the owners and proprietors of their signature pig farm and were a kind-hearted but highly dysfunctional family prone to infighting and morally questionable habits, but were overall good people who were willing to risk their lives to protect each other or save anyone in danger regardless if they were kin or not.
Papa Dad[]
Landowner and patriarch, Papa Dad
Papa Dad is the patriarch and founder of his pig farm and family and was once a notoriously black market trader in Horton County who dealt in only the most priceless treasures and weapons, selling them to the highest bidders, however, Papa Dad grew to become ashamed of his criminal life and shut down his black market operations, dedicating himself to running an honest pig farm for the sake of his family.
Papa Dad deeply loves his children including his adopted son Johnny Ray, even if he does tend to forget him in his senility, and although he did not approve of Johnny and Cindy's relationship, he still loves them regardless and supported Johnny after acknowledging his selfless and heroic nature. Papa Dad is also a valiant fighter and skilled gunman, gladly taking on the forces of the Green Alien Pigmen to not just protect his family but anyone in need.
Mama Mom[]
"Charity worker" and matriarch, Mama Mom
Mama Mom is the matriarch of the family and helps Papa Dad around the farm, claiming to work as a charity worker and also handles the cooking for the farmstead.
Mama Mom knows of her husband's criminal past and kept his secret for the sake of their children, but once it came time to use the weapons he stored away in his past to fight off the alien invasion, she was willing to break her silence to keep her family safe. However, this revelation prompted an angered Papa Dad to reveal that his wife was no charity worker, but was in fact a nude model who sold photos of herself to support her family. Despite this squabbling, she and her husband do care about each other and their family.
Johnny Ray[]
Stepson, baseball star and farmhand, Johnny Ray
Johnny Ray is the adopted oldest son of the Papa Dad family, having been adopted some time ago after the death of his parents in an unfortunate accident and going on to serve as the farm's most trusted farmhand and as the most responsible and level-headed member of the Papa Dad Family who tries to keep Elvis out of trouble and make sure the family stays together.
Despite Johnny Ray's moral fortitude, he was not above helping his little stepbrother Elvis with his illegal moonshine operation, but only doing so to make sure Elvis did not get arrested or cause any harm to himself or anyone else. Despite his own apprehensions, Johnny Ray began a relationship with his stepsister Cindy after she became quite close and passionate with him, to the point where Johnny Ray couldn't let her go and prompting him to make an honest living as a baseball player, refusing to accept any money from Elvis' moonshine profits, instead wanting to save clean money for himself and Cindy and using said money to buy a diamond engagement ring for her. It was this compassionate nature that motivated him to go to great lengths to protect his family and anyone else from the scourge of the Green Alien Pigmen, willing to even risk his life to save as many innocent lives as he could and slay any alien that stood in his way.
During the alien invasion, he formally proposed to Cindy to which she accepted, and with his new baseball career he promised to make honest money for his family and hire more farmhands to help his stepfather.
Elvis[]
Son, moonshiner and farmhand, Elvis
Elvis is the youngest son of the Papa Dad family and works as a farmhand on the farm, but he makes his main source of income from his illegal moonshine operation.
Elvis is a notorious alcoholic and is often seen drinking his own signature moonshine or bottles of Old Redneck Whiskey, almost always being seen with a trusty liquor bottle in hand whenever possible. His illegal business is not looked fondly upon by his stepbrother Johnny Ray, who believes Elvis will end up arrested if he's not careful while doing his best to keep his secret business hidden from the rest of the family, and naturally when Cindy learned about it, she became infuriated with Elvis and Johnny Ray for making money illegally. Nonetheless, Elvis is a good person at heart and cares about his family, including his stepbrother more than anything, even while drunk out of his gourd, and because of this he was deeply upset when he discovered Johnny Ray and Cindy weren't acting like proper family, leading to him briefly disowning them, but quickly put aside his disapproval when the invasion of the Green Alien Pigmen made him realize just how much the family was willing to sacrifice for one another. Elvis is also deceptively intelligent, even able to figure how to operate alien technology with relative ease, for as Johnny Ray notes, Elvis is actually incredibly intelligent when he actually bothers to sober up.
Elvis also became afflicted with alien DNA during the experience but was able to undo its effects thanks to his moonshine, but it is uncertain if he will need to constantly guzzle moonshine to remain human.
Cindy[]
Daughter and farmhand, Cindy
Cindy is the sole daughter of the Papa Dad family and the oldest sister of Elvis and lover of Johnny Ray, usually helping her father around the farm whenever Elvis and Johnny are out on their moonshine shenanigans.
Cindy is completely unaware of Elvis and Johnny's moonshine activities, but when she did she became incredibly disapproving of them and their dirty money, but despite this moral standing, she maintained a secret affair with her stepbrother Johnny Ray, which was ultimately revealed during a heated argument within the family that occurred shortly after the invasion of the Green Alien Pigmen, with Cindy even seemingly cutting her romantic ties with Johnny Ray for dealing in moonshine. Regardless of this, she still loved him, and when she was abducted by the alien forces and almost made their sex slave, she was saved by the timely arrival of Johnny Ray who defeated her captors and returned her back home where they were engaged.
Notably, a sickness seemingly befell Cindy following the incident with the aliens, with Johnny Ray fearing that the alien leader had his way with her, but she assured him nothing had happened, indicating that she may have been pregnant with Johnny Ray's child.
Trivia[]
- Johnny Ray and Elvis pay tribute to The Dukes of Hazzard multiple times, with both stepbrothers sharing a similar dynamic, operating an illegal moonshine business and their stunt driving antics even pay direct homage to the Dukes, with Johnny Ray even mentioning how he always wanted to try one of their stunts while fleeing from the police.