| Type | Tobacco Company |
| Owner(s) | Otis Dracenstein |
| Featured in | THIMK Magazine #5 (1959) |
- “For happy lice!”
- ―Licejoy slogan
Louse & Bedbug Tobacco Corp. is a monstrous tobacco company and the producers of Licejoy Cigarettes. It originates from the 1958 parody magazine THIMK, first appearing in their 5th issue from 1959.
Overview[]
Licejoy Cigarettes[]
The Louse & Bedbug Tobacco Corporation brings you the faultiest in filter cigarettes for the truly monstrous and ghoulish at heart and the only cigarettes that will have your lice, fleas and maggots jumping with joy!
Licejoy Cigarettes
That's right! Licejoy Cigarettes, the THIMKING man's cigarette of choice. Its noxious fumes will have you feeling more terrifying than ever while your bugs get a relaxing whiff, and you can always count on Licejoy to do the thinking for you while you put your more profound thoughts to good use, like not thimking about other cigarette brands to smoke!
And remember, Licejoy Cigarettes are also the only cigarettes that are 100% guaranteed fire-proof for all you fire-fearing monsters out there, for as we all know... FIRE BAD!
Trivia[]
- It is a parody of Viceroy cigarettes and their many questionable "The Man Who Thinks For Himself Knows..." ads that claimed that only intelligent people smoked Viceroy cigarettes.