| Type | Hotel |
| Location | Neitherworld |
| Owner(s) | Weird Johnson |
| Featured in | Beetlejuice Horror Day Special |
- “Children under 12 eaten free!”
- ―How Weird Johnson's ad
How Weird Johnson's is a chain of ghastly hotels operating in the Neitherworld. It is featured in the 1992 one-shot comic Beetlejuice Horror Day Special of the 1988 horror-comedy film Beetlejuice.
Overview[]
A Bachelor & Christmas party hosted at How Weird Johnson's
How Weird Johnson's offers affordable hotel rates for the undead residents of the Neitherworld and it will rent out its buildings for special events and festivities such as bachelor parties. The hotel offers a wide all manner of party planning services, catering, hangings, and even freshly picked children for the cannibalistically inclined.
Neitherworld's most notable "ghost with the most" Beetlejuice once had his rather unwanted bachelor party hosted here by his friends and enemies after he became unwillingly entangled in a "gumshot marriage", and although he dreaded the forced marriage, the party was at least enjoyable, even featuring a hollow dancing girl with a cake inside. Luckily the wedding was cancelled the following day thanks to Beetlejuice's steadfast companion, Lydia Deetz.
Trivia[]
- The hotel is a pun-based parody of the Howard Johnson's hotel chain.